Michael Jackson died. This entry says fuck all else about that.
26/06/2009, 01:24

Certain Friend Who Shall Remain Nameless: Smash, you haven't updated your diary in like, FOREVER!

Smash: Yeah, because you saying something like that is really gonna make me wanna update.

CFWSRN: What do you mean?

Smash: All this "like FOREVER!" business. Sounds like something out of a tacky American sit-com.

CFWSRN: You're just guilty because you know you should update your diary and keep in touch with your friends and are using making fun of my speech an excuse for getting out of doing so.

Smash: Whateverrrr...