As a Guest....at his behest!
03/05/2008, 16:46

Hello Popsies! It is IIIIIII stepfordtart here! Bringing joy (and several spillages of glitter) to these darkened pages.

Smashiepoos is now Eleventybazillion years (Okaaaaay, 30-and-one-day) old and is still at his friend's house doing birthday stuff, so I thought Id come over here and say a few words, mostly ones I have never heard Smash say. Here they are:

"Mmmm, parsnips. My favourite! Some more please Eileen!"
"Just a still mineral water for me - Im not much of a drinker, it makes me feel a bit squiffy"
"No, no. Not the black one - its so draining on my complexion. Do you have it in lilac? Or maybe something with a bit more glittery applique?"
"Marry me."
"Cant you slow down a bit? You could damage your tyres driving in such a silly fashion. And a policeman might be watching"
"Fuck off Stepfie. You're too old for me to fancy and too young to have comedic mum-like appeal. I dont wanna be your friend."

Nope. Definitely not ever heard him say any of those things.

Seriously tho, he is a Top mate and you should all be dead jealous of me cos I know him in real life and he is jolly nice. He never minds me bitching about BF or my crappy job or whining about housework and how overworked I am or any of those things and always says cheery-uppy type things and admires my tits and says "oh Shush. You're not old" quite a lot too, which is jolly good to hear when you consider I am 11 and a half years older than him.

I have no idea why he chose to be my friend, or why he lets me hang around with him (on line or in person!) but he does, and I love Love LOVE him for it.

I hope that I have now done enough creeping and crawling for him to not mind that his birthday present from me and BF was so craptacular. Im sure he'll let me know when he phones me next.

Until normal growly rockerdude service can be resumed, I sprinkle pixie dust on you all, wish you all gooey cakies for tea and nights full of latex knickers, swigging whisky outta the bottle and bouncing on the bed singing Let Me Entertain You.

later
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