What contract?
19/08/2008, 00:27

Well, here I am at work once more in my evening job.

I was supposed to be off tonight but the other girl asked me to swap and me being a good hearted rockerdude, how could I possibly say no?

But Smash, isn't Monday your quietest night meaning you would readily agree to work it anyway knowing you could put your feet up, smoke, drink coffee, eat nibbles and watch you tube for most of the evening?

Well yeah, but...

*grinz*

Today was the first day of "technical" training in my new job.

Technical meaning it involved sitting there looking at coloured things and cheesy pictures of people doing things - though sadly not the kind of things that go on in Stepfie's porn videos - which was immensely boring.

I realised I just made that last sentence sound like Stepfie is in the pron video making business...

AH WELL!

Bear in mind the centre I work in is spread over four floors (the other place I worked has only one) and each floor holds five times more staff than in the other place, so statistically you'd think that there is a far lesser chance of senior management and/or visitors to the building being present when I make one of my random expostulations.

But, you guessed it: No.

Sitting there for five hours with only a quick break for a cigarette and a cup of coffee, I decided on something the moment:

Three senior managers and one VIP visitor walk up to training desks at which are sat 7 very bored trainees, 6 of whom are at least pretending to be interested in what they're doing. (No prizes for guessing who the one uninterested one was.)

Managers & VIP: Yadda, yadda yadda...

Smash: Fook, I wish I was dead!

Managers & VIP: Yadd...

Smash: (burp.) Oof! Morning!

Managers & VIP: Yes, let's go and look at the brand new statue in the staff restaurant...

Managers and VIP walk off wondering how long haired crazy person ended up working legally in their offices.

I bet they're checking my contract for loopholes as we speak.

Which probly means I shouldn't have lost my copy of it.

Seriously!

Whoops!

Smashxxx \m/ \m/ \m/