Archives
19/08/2008 - What contract?
17/08/2008 - Smashy returns in blatant writing of entry when he is supposed to be working scenario
2008-08-09 - -
2008-08-06 - -
29/07/2008 - That Was A Bit Uncalled For
25/07/2008 - YOU BASTARDS
18/07/2008 - I QUIT! I QUIT!
17/07/2008 - *growlz n howlz*
16/07/2008 - Management are all thick bastards
09/07/2008 - Guess who's NOT coming to dinner?
08/07/2008 - He's comin' home, he's comin'... Smashy's comin' home...
06/07/2008 - The Wonder of You
2008-07-01 - I didnt mean to talk about pooh, it just came out
01/07/2008 - Still alive, but willing to succumb to a coma for a week or two
19/06/2008 - Quickie!
Sunday, Jun. 15, 2008 - Mary's entry!
2008-06-14 - Special Guest: Kungfukitten
13/06/2008 - Only for the stout of heart
2008-06-10 - -
2008-06-08 - SUNNY IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!
2008-06-08 - SUNNY IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!
04/06/2008 - Begging!
29/05/2008 - Smash Crashes a Wedding!
28/05/2008 - Chilled out Smashy-poos
25/05/2008 - Ah fuck, it's that gas mashin shit...
23/05/2008 - They never learn, do they?
20/05/2008 - One for the recycle bin...
19/05/2008 - When life seems pointless and you can't go on anymore... don't. Give up and die.
18/05/2008 - WARNING! Today's entry contains reference to pussy and that kinda stuff. Or...
13/05/2008 - I is back! (Heh)
10/05/2008 - 666
03/05/2008 - As a Guest....at his behest!
02/05/2008 - I shoulda been dead by now... heh.
29/04/2008 - HOUSE!
21/04/2008 - The choice is yours II
19/04/2008 - The choice is yours...!
17/04/2008 - Slayer - Altar Of Sacrifice
14/04/2008 - Don't worry, I always come out on top. Well, unless I'm fookin you, in which case it's best I don't cos you might suffocate... *grinz*
14/04/2008 - Tired
06/04/2008 - Sunny, Smash and... Soap!
31/03/2008 - BIG BOSS!
27/03/2008 - back to the war...
26/03/2008 - Twirly!
25/03/2008 - FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
25/03/2008 - indeed...
21/03/2008 - If Smash were your boss....
11/03/2008 - Stepfie's not the only one who thinks work sucks... hehe.
07/03/2008 - Oo-oh!
06/03/2008 - jack daniels and pussy
05/03/2008 - Some people on diaryland have such stupid usernames, says Smashthegas with utmost seriousness...
03/03/2008 - A quote from Dandy should be here. But it isn't. She don't love me no more :-(
02/03/2008 - Le Stepfie!
26/02/2008 - \"Well, look at that! I'm Abraham Lincoln!\"
26/02/2008 - Courvoisier!
24/02/2008 - Sex!
22/02/2008 - Come on Mandy, make yourself handy, be a good girl and get Dandy a brandy!
19/02/2008 - \"I am plugging away at memorizing cholinergic receptor locations and response to their activation.\"
17/02/2008 - hell yeah smash loves ya!
15/02/2008 - The Date!
14/02/2008 - \"Is it possible to just click with someone and be best friends? Is it possible to not yearn for something more?\"
11/02/2008 - \"Instead what caught my eye, with such interest that I had to take a closer look, was deep dark grooves under the eyes and pale as a freaking very scary ghost Dandy.\"
11/02/2008 - \"Yesterday I went with my Dad to pick out toilets. Easy.\"
10/02/2008 - \"I used to really like writing in my online diary, but now that I've started this new one I find I don't enjoy it all that much anymore.\"
08/02/2008 - \"I tend to form an image in my head that they are sexy in a trashy, messy way...\"
07/02/2008 - \"not broken, but extremely inefficient\"
05/02/2008 - \"It was a kind of magical feeling of euphoria, contentment and refreshment rolled into one.\"
30/01/2008 - \"There's a certain squickyness to the tactile sensation that my nerves can not handle.\"
29/01/2008 - \"And that concludes my absolutely exciting and tittilating entry.\"
24/01/2008 - \"As fascinating as cholinergic agents and adrenergic blockers are, it's just not quite the same.\"
20/01/2008 - \"Totally forgot about the knobs.\"
18/01/2008 - \"The next step is to take a wet rag and again slide it along the crevice...\"
18/01/2008 - \"I want to slam on the brakes or maybe even slam fast into reverse.\"
15/01/2008 - \"put the drill to my head and...hmm\"
13/01/2008 - \"This scone is simply scrumptious! So, do you have a history of genital sores?\"
12/01/2008 - This Scone Is Simply Scrumptious!
11/01/2008 - Sober-dom
10/01/2008 - -
10/01/2008 - old flame...
08/01/2008 - Heya!
02/01/2008 - Sicky Smash
29/12/2007 - AAAAAHHHHH.....
26/12/2007 - Bleak Christmas (Heh.)
24/12/2007 - Umm....
24/12/2007 - Merry Fookin Christmas!
21/12/2007 - Christmassy bitchy tones with a sprig of child murder thrown in for good measure
21/12/2007 - He is back!
19/12/2007 - The Date!
16/12/2007 - -
12/12/2007 - The entry Smash wrote when he was feeling a little apprehensive which comes before the one where he tells you that everything turned out great in the end
12/12/2007 - beery farts and things
07/12/2007 - Just a masher dude, nothing more, nothing less
02/12/2007 - Meeeeeee
30/11/2007 - fuckin fuck the fuckers!
26/11/2007 - Hello!
22/11/2007 - booooyafuckindhshzit?
12/11/2007 - This entry has bad language in it. Rockerdudes don't normally swear, I should add, but maybe I'm just particularly badass and mean. Or...
06/11/2007 - Crazy, crazy people!
05/11/2007 - McDonalds is BAD for you!
04/11/2007 - A date and some fruit
02/11/2007 - A little bit dirty, but only marginally so...
31/10/2007 - Babay!
29/10/2007 - Sometimes our wants are simple...
26/10/2007 - Karma!
25/10/2007 - If you can make head nor tail of this, you're a better person than I...
25/10/2007 - fuckinfuckerfuckindrunkfuck
22/10/2007 - OH!
16/10/2007 - What a bummer!
15/10/2007 - Poetic...
11/10/2007 - Show us yer BAPS!
10/10/2007 - dumbness is fun-ness!
08/10/2007 - Smash Can Be Very Rude... Except When He's Asleep.
07/10/2007 - Smashy is drunk againnnnnnn
06/10/2007 - Fuckin, growlin and gas mashin - as it should be!
02/10/2007 - Hell YEAH!
01/10/2007 - Sweet Child O' His
30/09/2007 - Slam the sled and suck the sword!
28/09/2007 - Wanks For The Memory!
28/09/2007 - Love....?
26/09/2007 - Fuck this wait for the weekend shit, I want it NOW!
24/09/2007 - We interrupt your usual broadcast...
23/09/2007 - That Love Shite
21/09/2007 - PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!!!!
21/09/2007 - One of those days...
19/09/2007 - Have a brake, have a crap uncle...
17/09/2007 - AH WELL! It's JUST A JOKE!
15/09/2007 - Sex is evil... to be evil is a sin... but sins are forgiven, so get stuck in!
11/09/2007 - I've thought long and hard... but it just won't come.
08/09/2007 - Smash is a sick dude... but only in the head!
05/09/2007 - Some people oughta be shot!
02/09/2007 - Births and Marriages!
30/08/2007 - YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29/08/2007 - Hurry UP!
23/08/2007 - It'll be funnier tomorrow
21/08/2007 - If America Doesn't Look After Him, I'll Kick It's Fucking Arse
20/08/2007 - It's what I did it all for...
19/08/2007 - D is for Drunken Damo Doppelgangers
17/08/2007 - I'm not in love... so don't forget it
13/08/2007 - If Only Smash Had Written The Famous Five:
06/08/2007 - Smashy quotes cheesy 1983 soap-opera line in order to annoy Stepfie who did far more work today than he did because our computers and phones were fucked, and this title is going to be stupidly long, isn't it?
03/08/2007 - Yeah... Smash is a pussy
29/07/2007 - maybe it's all he ever was...
28/07/2007 - Smashy's Guide to Something He Knows Nothing About But Has Done Quite Often
26/07/2007 - Smashy's Guide To PIMOTO (Pissing Inane Moaning Old Twats Off)
24/07/2007 - That Smash dude can be on evil motherfucker!
23/07/2007 - Smash Does Britney! (Sort of.)
21/07/2007 - Smash is just one shameless rockin' dude
17/07/2007 - I Want You Back! (As the tacky Bananarama song says)
15/07/2007 - And Love...?
11/07/2007 - Fook
09/07/2007 - New balls, please!
07/07/2007 - No really, the bomb exploded and blew my knob off...
06/07/2007 - Re: Last entry
05/07/2007 - -
04/07/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Forty-Third
02/07/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Forty-Second
28/06/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Forty-First
19/06/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Fortieth
10/06/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Thirty-Ninth
2007-06-04 - Ummmm. Hellooooo? Anyone There?
04 June 2007 - I thought about it all weekend and this is the best I could come up with
31/05/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Thirty-Sixth
29/05/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Thirty-Fifth
23/05/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Thirty-Fourth
08/05/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Thirty-Third
03/05/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Thirty-Second
02/05/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Thirty-First
25/04/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Thirtieth
22/04/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twenty-Ninth
21/04/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twenty-Eighth
13/04/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twenty-Seventh
01/04/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twenty-Sixth
27/03/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twenty-Fifth
22/03/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twenty-Fourth
21/03/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twenty-Third
13/03/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twenty-Second
11/03/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twenty-First
08/03/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twentieth
06/03/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Nineteenth
04/03/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Eighteenth
27/02/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Seventeenth
22/02/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Sixteenth
17/02/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Fifteenth
12/02/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Fourteenth
07/02/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Thirteenth
31/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Twelfth
25/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Eleventh
20/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Tenth
18/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Ninth
15/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Eighth
14/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Seventh
11/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Sixth
09/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Fifth
04/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Fourth
03/01/2007 - Two Thousand And Seven, The Third
02/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The Second
01/01/2007 - Two Thousand and Seven, The First
30/12/2006 - god bless!
25/12/2006 - uncle smash!
24/12/2006 - sex is evil, to be evil is a sin, but sins are forgiven, so get stuck in!
22/12/2006 - the review! (part I)
21/12/2006 - damo II
20/12/2006 - damo
18/12/2006 - orange juice is a very good thing
16/12/2006 - smash therapy
15/12/2006 - just dandee!
13/12/2006 - if you are religious, skip this one and come back tomorrow
11/12/2006 - warning: smash is bad for your car tyres and also your state of mind
10/12/2006 - Sex! Sex! Sex!
06/12/2006 - i quit!
04/12/2006 - the fat lady is poised to sing
03/12/2006 - a totaly non-bioplasmicatory entry
29/11/2006 - everyone in the world is pathetic and stupid except me. because i'm brilliant. and if you say i can't start a sentence with the word because, then fuck you, it wasn't a sentence. because it was a statement.
23/11/2006 - another quickie
16/11/2006 - smash wins again!
16/11/2006 - the elusive mr smash
06/11/2006 - fuck yeah
02/11/2006 - question time iv
30/10/2006 - question time III
29/10/2006 - question time II
25/10/2006 - question time
22/10/2006 - painting palette
20/10/2006 - GROWLZ
17/10/2006 - party or farty?
14/10/2006 - shaggertagtastic!
14/10/2006 - and tomorrow...
12/10/2006 - newsflash: smash is a skanky male slut. oh, we kinda knew that already, didn't we?
08/10/2006 - rock out with your fuckin cock out!
04/10/2006 - STEPFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03/10/2006 - faster, smashycat, kill kill!
29/09/2006 - gold!
28/09/2006 - today
24/09/2006 - don't ask about barbara
21/09/2006 - baby baby....
19/09/2006 - take cover, it's a biggie...
16/09/2006 - who?
03/09/2006 - Eh Luce, a date?
01/09/2006 - we apologise for the temporary interruption to your normal smash tv service
31/08/2006 - -
28/08/2006 - mr gas masher guy
27/08/2006 - ringin the changes
26/08/2006 - Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Smashy!
15/08/2006 - die motherfuckers, die! die! die!
13/08/2006 - on the seventh day, smash fooked
12/08/2006 - longhairs rule, yo
09/08/2006 - when smash grows up
09/08/2006 - queen of farts
07/08/2006 - sex please!
02/08/2006 - doomed
30/07/2006 - Lemme hear you say AWWWWWW!!!!
18/07/2006 - smash's mother the queen of cybersex... apparently
17/07/2006 - gas mashin, bible thumpin...
12/07/2006 - pardon?
11/07/2006 - will you still love me, tomorrow?
10/07/2006 - a very short but full of love entry. which mentions poo.
06/07/2006 - FUCKITY FUCK!
02/07/2006 - criminal really is my little shag muffin, bless her dear heart. shes almost operatic in her \"enthusiasm\"
28/06/2006 - them
21/06/2006 - a little chat...
18/06/2006 - better late than never? or...
13/06/2006 - bland aid
June 07, 2006 - Just_Dandy!
June 06, 2006 - It's Smed - On This National Day Of Slayer - Saying Hello!
2006-06-02 - Guest entry from Naked Barista
2006-06-01 - My Very First Guest Entry
27/05/2006 - shaggin
25/05/2006 - a dogs dinner
23/05/2006 - zon is class.com
23/05/2006 - absence makes the heart grow fonder?
23/04/2006 - rockin on!
20/04/2006 - Time
17/04/2006 - beer beer beer beer
14/04/2006 - real entry to follow soon
09/04/2006 - shame
09/04/2006 - damglob
05/04/2006 - v quickie
03/04/2006 - hope
02/04/2006 - where's smash?
31/03/2006 - lights! camera! action! cut!
30/03/2006 - nobody knows the pain!
29/03/2006 - our smash is new and improved! new and improved! new and improved!
28/03/2006 - let's have ourselves a little chat...
27/03/2006 - is it a bird....?
22/03/2006 - smash is back, alrite!
19/03/2006 - you were saying?
17/03/2006 - respectable? moi?
17/03/2006 - i'm here! no wait...
12/03/2006 - some weird shit
12/03/2006 - snot over yet!
11/03/2006 - despicable
09/03/2006 - atishoo atishoo we all fall down
07/03/2006 - quickie of the real quickie variety!
05/03/2006 - a fascin-eight-ing weekend
28/02/2006 - smash does a bit of headbanging
27/02/2006 - if smash was a storyteller...
27/02/2006 - we interrupt this broadcast for a newslash of unbelievable importance
27/02/2006 - bye bye weekend...
25/02/2006 - saturday night smash
23/02/2006 - Another defeation!
21/02/2006 - a tad pooped
18/02/2006 - saturday night rockin!
17/02/2006 - chess, mate?
16/02/2006 - bugger
15/02/2006 - lame ass entry (yeah, another one...)
13/02/2006 - back to work
13/02/2006 - big jobs
11/02/2006 - bingoing bonkers
11/02/2006 - flaying tyre and squealing babes
10/02/2006 - kdjkfugfjgmg
09/02/2006 - lets get ready to rock!!!!
08/02/2006 - smash is an old, old man
07/02/2006 - entry stolen from Zon, who is considerably more brilliant than I
05/02/2006 - cocaine and party and tiredness
04/02/2006 - poor tired smash
04/02/2006 - A tale of woe, death and hate
02/02/2006 - black and white
01/02/2006 - you gotta love dem real log fyaz
31/01/2006 - da da dum!
29/01/2006 - holiday.... celebrate
28/01/2006 - bingo bingone
28/01/2006 - school's out forever!
27/01/2006 - love in the key of smash
26/01/2006 - interviews, fishwives, token plump bastards
26/01/2006 - grinz and growlz
25/01/2006 - my bro is in da house!
25/01/2006 - i am sober now, it's safe to read once more
25/01/2006 - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23/01/2006 - we have a guest in the house
23/01/2006 - phlegmtastic
23/01/2006 - undisformaspansion
22/01/2006 - UK Law!
20/01/2006 - oh, what tangled webs we weave...
20/01/2006 - love is in the air...
19/01/2006 - revenge is a dish best served cold...
19/01/2006 - a rather disjointed entry with an urgent newsflash interruption somewhere in the middle
17/01/2006 - rock my world, baybeeeee!
16/01/2006 - bye bye baby!
15/01/2006 - date!
15/01/2006 - some groanz, but mostly grinz
14/01/2006 - goodbye....
14/01/2006 - panto
13/01/2006 - poo
13/01/2006 - 49'er into BAT (hehehe)
11/01/2006 - i'm am man, not a boy.... right?
09/01/2006 - meme!
08/01/2006 - as long as winds keep blowing...
07/01/2006 - purrfecto!
07/01/2006 - stomp stomp stomp yer gas!
05/01/2006 - ride, anyone?
04/01/2006 - is that your joke of the day, inspector?
03/01/2006 - cheeze please louise...
02/01/2006 - gimme some lovin!
01/01/2006 - death adderz...
01/01/2006 - oh what a night! (late december back in '05)
31/12/2005 - moshin' and mashin' into 2006!
29/12/2005 - moral dilemma!
28/12/2005 - drink and be merry...
28/12/2005 - blow me!
27/12/2005 - oh, god...
26/12/2005 - bat smash
24/12/2005 - smash christmas eve pre party entry (poo is mentioned)
23/12/2005 - smashin' mashin!
23/12/2005 - get down with the posse!
22/12/2005 - blast and babbleation!
22/12/2005 - if you comment on this comment your comment may comment on the fact that this comment is not worth commenting on
21/12/2005 - smash the slag... *sobs uncontrollably*
20/12/2005 - delete! delete! delete! delete!
20/12/2005 - this should carry a government health warning...
19/12/2005 - smash
19/12/2005 - deep and meaningful, with a sprig of fart thrown in
18/12/2005 - oh, poop....
18/12/2005 - a fart, a cucumber, and a bitch
17/12/2005 - bak t' fuckkin skoool duudes!
16/12/2005 - smash mashes a different type of gas...
13/12/2005 - cream and babes...oof!
12/12/2005 - stoopid responses to stoopid list
11/12/2005 - although i went out and mashed my gas tonight, i thought about you d*landers while i was reverse 180ing.... bless ye!
10/12/2005 - a moment of rare rockerdude deep thought...
09/12/2005 - dear uncle smash...
08/12/2005 - \"she comes home late with another screw loose, she swears to have had just a pineapple juice...\"
07/12/2005 - oh it's the life story entry....
06/12/2005 - confessions of a rockerdude... perhaps this should be 18 rated, for very different reasons...
05/12/2005 - ***Warning, contains acts of a crude and intimate nature*** Rating: 18
05/12/2005 - mash your gas, get your rock and PARTAY!!!!!!
05/12/2005 - letter from a rockerdude
01/12/2005 - synergy, synergetic, synerwhaddafuckyouonabout?
01/12/2005 - can i smoke in here, or what?
30/11/2005 - them rockerdudes! watch out, they'd steal your daughter as soon as look atcha!!!!!!
29/11/2005 - smashdating!
29/11/2005 - happy smash
28/11/2005 - smash is fucked off
26/11/2005 - are bacon sandwiches the food of love?
23/11/2005 - Question
21/11/2005 - damon (hill)?
19/11/2005 - I'm not in love, so don't forget it...
16/11/2005 - \"poets have said 'love is undying,' my love, don't be misled, they were all lying, my love...\"
14/11/2005 - too much alcohooooooooolll........zzzzz
12/11/2005 - the sum of the squares on the hypotenuse is equal to the total of squares on the opposite..... oh fuck this, cigarette, anyone?
10/11/2005 - mashin' passion
10/11/2005 - some sort of allusion to books and the fact it is unwise to judge them by their sleeves
10/11/2005 - boboland, open up your gates to smashthegas...
08/11/2005 - reflective rockerdude...
07/11/2005 - incoherentbabbling.com
06/11/2005 - ah, shite...
06/11/2005 - pop till you drop!
05/11/2005 - saturday night's all right to partay!
05/11/2005 - \"daniel\"
04/11/2005 - room 101
03/11/2005 - the aftermath...
03/11/2005 - bitchtastic!
02/11/2005 - moving on...
01/11/2005 - get your rock on...!
31/10/2005 - mashin' gas, dressin' up, gettin' drunk - who could ask for anything more?
31/10/2005 - just a quickie...
31/10/2005 - long haired psycho biker with a switchblade...
30/10/2005 - family affairs...
30/10/2005 - hell for leather...
29/10/2005 - papa's peelout...
29/10/2005 - squeal them tyres, bro!
28/10/2005 - this day...
28/10/2005 - squeal and scream, yeah!
27/10/2005 - slam that sled!
26/10/2005 - if you wanna get ahead...
25/10/2005 - feelin' cool...
